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Geese are foul creatures and highly temperamental,  just ask anyone who has tried to go up against one and they will tell you it’s one of the most horrifying experiences of their lives. A recent picture circulating the internet has compounded the fear people have of these winged devils as it shows rows of sharp teeth, not only on their beaks but tongues!

But if you’re a smart internet browser you have to take everything you see with a grain of salt, photo editing and deep fakes serve as good veils of the truth. And the Great White-like serrated teeth found in the picture above is just someone having a go. Right?

Wrong. Geese have teeth everywhere and your nightmares have just been fueled.

The sharp teeth are actually made of something called Tomium. It’s hard and spikey cartilage that lines their beaks. The protrusions are as hard as bones which they use to rip through grass, snails, golfers, and anything they damn well please. Drawing blood is a consequence after just one bite.

Whoever decided to add these beasts of hell to our matrix also decided rows of saw-like protrusions weren’t enough just on the beaks but they thought it might be funny to add them to their tongues.

These tongue weapons are mainly used to grasp living prey and human ankles, impaling them to thwart escape. Then they can be ripped apart with the other rows of beak spikes for a hearty meal.

There are bird lovers out there who will probably give me hell for criticizing these winged serpents, and the comments section will fill up with remarks grounded in pseudo-defiance, just for the sake of disagreeing.

I say we put those people in an enclosure with a bunch of these auvae kusi and see how they feel after ten minutes.

I love all animals, except spiders. But they aren’t technically an animal are they? I love birds and yes even geese in the sense that they should not be harmed or killed for fun. So if you see one, or two leave them alone and they will do the same or risk getting your ankles mangled by the equivalent of what can only be described as an avian bandsaw!

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O se tulaga lamatia mo Fede Alvarez le toe faʻafouina o le mataʻutia masani a Sam Raimi Ua Maliu Le Tiapolo i le 2013, ae na tauia lena tulaga lamatia ma faapena foi lona taunuuga faaleagaga Tulai i luga le Oti i le 2023. Ole taimi nei o loʻo lipotia mai ai o le faasologa o loʻo maua, e le tasi, ae lua tala fou.

Ua uma ona tatou iloa e uiga i le Sébastien Vaniček ata tifaga o loʻo lumanaʻi e faʻasalalau i totonu o le Deadite universe ma e tatau ona avea ma se faʻasologa talafeagai i le ata lata mai, ae ua faʻasalalauina i matou. Francis Galluppi ma Ata Ghost House o lo'o faia se galuega fa'atino e tasi i le atulaulau o Raimi e fa'avae mai se manatu o Galluppi na faatu ia Raimi lava ia. O lena manatu o loo natia.

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"O Francis Galluppi o se tala faʻasolopito na te iloa le taimi e faʻatali ai i matou i le vevesi ma le taimi e taia ai i matou i le vevesi," o le tala lea a Raimi i le Deadline. "O ia o se faatonu e faʻaalia le le masani ai o le pulea i lana ata muamua."

O lea vaega ua faaulutalaina Le Taofi Mulimuli I le Itumalo o Yuma lea o le a tatalaina i ata tifaga i le Iunaite Setete ia Me 4. E mulimuli atu i se faatauoloa femalagaaʻi, "ua paʻulia i se nofoaga malolo i nuu i tua o Arisona," ma "ua tuʻuina atu i se tulaga mataʻutia na taofia e ala i le taunuu mai o ni tagata faomea se toʻalua e aunoa ma se popole i le faʻaaogaina o le sauā. -poʻo le malulu, maʻaʻa uamea-e puipuia ai o latou manuia ua pisia i le toto."

Galluppi ose fa'ailoga fa'ailoga sci-fi/fa'amata'u fa'ata'ita'i pu'upu'u o ana galuega ta'uta'ua e aofia ai High Desert Seoli ma Le Gemini Poloketi. E mafai ona e va'ai i le fa'atonuga atoa o High Desert Seoli ma le teaser mo Gemini i lalo:

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Elisabeth Moss i se faʻamatalaga sili ona mafaufau lelei fai mai i se faatalanoaga mo Fiafia Faanoanoa Fenumiai e ui lava o loʻo i ai ni faʻafitauli faʻapitoa mo le faia Tagata Le Vaaia 2 o loo i ai le faamoemoe i le tafailagi.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz fesili e uiga i le tulitatao ma pe afai limu ma faatonu leigh whanell na latalata atu i le faia o se fofo e fai ai. "Ua matou latalata atu nai lo le mea na matou oʻo i ai i le taʻeina," o le tala lea a Moss ma le ataata tele. E mafai ona e vaʻai i lana tali i le 35:52 maka i le vitio o loʻo i lalo.

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O lo'o i Niu Sila nei Whannell e pu'eina se isi ata tifaga mo Universal, Wolf Man, atonu o le aloiafi lea e fa'amumu ai le manatu fa'alavelave a le Universal Dark Universe lea e le'i maua se malosi talu mai le taumafaiga a Tom Cruise e toe fa'aola. O le Mummy.

E le gata i lea, i le podcast video, fai mai Moss o ia i le Wolf Man ata tifaga o lea e tu'u i le ea so'o se taumatematega e fa'apea o se galuega fa'asaga.

I le taimi nei, o le Universal Studios o loʻo i le ogatotonu o le fausiaina o se fale faʻafefe i le tausaga atoa Las Vegas lea o le a fa'aalia nisi o latou mata'utia sau'ai cinematic. Faʻalagolago i le auai, e mafai ona avea ma faʻamalosiaga e manaʻomia e le fale suʻesuʻe ina ia toe faʻafeiloaʻi ai le au faʻalogo i a latou meafaiola IP ma maua atili ata tifaga e faʻatatau i latou.

O le poloketi Las Vegas ua sauni e tatala i le 2025, e fetaui lelei ma le latou paka autu fou i Orlando e taʻua. Epic Universe.

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O le fa'asologa o le 'Pressumed Innocent' a Jake Gyllenhaal na maua vave le aso fa'alauiloa.

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Na manatu Jake gyllenhaal e mama

Fa'asologa fa'atapula'a a Jake Gyllenhaal Fa'apea e le sala ua pa'u ile AppleTV+ ile Iuni 12 nai lo Iuni 14 e pei ona muai fuafuaina. O le fetu, e ona Fale auala toe fa'afouina ua iai aumaia iloiloga fefiloi i luga ole Amazon Prime, o loo opogi le tamai lau mo le taimi muamua talu ona foliga mai i luga Fasioti Tagata: Ola i luga o le Auala i 1994.

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Fa'apea e le sala o lo'o gaosia e David E Kelley, Le Robot Leaga a JJ Abrams, ma Warner Bros. O se suiga o le ata tifaga a Scott Turow i le 1990 lea e taalo ai Harrison Ford i se loia e faia ona tiute faalua o se tagata sailiili o loo sailia le fasioti tagata a lana paaga.

O nei ituaiga o fa'afiafiaga fa'afiafia sa ta'uta'ua i le 90s ma e masani ona iai fa'ai'uga mimilo. O le ta'avale lea mo le ulua'i:

Ae faimai foi ASO E FAAGATA, Fa'apea e le sala e le o se ese mamao mai le punaoa: “…le Fa'apea e le sala faasologa o le a suʻesuʻeina le mataʻutia, feusuaʻiga, faiga faʻapolokiki ma le malosi ma tapulaa o le alofa aʻo tauivi le ua molia e faʻatasi lona aiga ma le faaipoipoga."

O le pito i luga mo Gyllenhaal o le Guy Ritchie ata tifaga faaulutalaina I le Efuefu fa'atulaga mo le tatalaina ia Ianuari 2025.

Fa'apea e le sala ose fa'asologa fa'atapula'a e valu-vaega ua fa'atulaga e tafe ile AppleTV + amata ia Iuni 12.

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